Before I Blow My Cover...

....let me pour myself a big 'ole glass of wine.

... You see this blog here, is where I pretend to be talented, organized,

and a "together" kind of woman. This is my happy place.

You are about to see a different side of me.

Last Friday after embarrassing my kids, I promised you that I would embarrass myself, today.

And I am a woman of my word.

Just let me ease into it, ok?

So here we go...

In the beginning,

I was quick to pout when I didn't get my way, just like my kids...

see...

it was a common occurrence...

and sometimes,

just like my daughter, I got my way.

Fast forward a few years.

My best goofy Jan Brady look.

Really, I'd had my permanent teeth for a few years at this point.

You know you had a Farrah Fawcet feather Doo.

More silliness.

And then there were the...

"I'm cool, yeah" - years.

'Cause if you wore a T-shirt with weed on it you were cool.

I was Baaad !

Then I was a poodle...

This is when I switched from Black Sabbath to Hank Williams Jr.

Do your graduation photos look like this?

I think not.

Pass that Boone's Farm, yall!

The next week I got married.

The next day, I left.

That is the truth.

What happened you ask ?

Well Duh, I sobered up....

I mean,

I realized what a foolish mistake I was making and I needed to think about the rest of my life. Ummmm ... Yeah, that's it.

So I went to voc-tech school,

and partied some more....

I went to work...

and partied some more....

What's even more embarrassing than these photos ?

It was 10:00 in the morning.

Hey, we worked graveyard shift, and it was 5:00 somewhere.... Right?

How drunk do you have to be, to do this?

She was sober.


Seriously.

I did promise to embarrass myself...

it doesn't get much better than this.

In the next photo, we were on our way to "Backstreet" in Atlanta.

Which is a gay bar.

Hey, we could be as "freaky as we wanna be"...

it wasn't like any men there were interested.

I was practicing for my driver's liscense photo ...

Oh yeah, I was up to something,

thinking I'm pretty funny...

'till a little man put me in my place.


I think that's enough embarrassing photos....

Thank you very much.

Oh,

Be sure to pop over to Deborah's @

http://www.picturespotspens.blogspot.com/

to see the other Friday's Favorite Family Foto Friday participants.

Next Friday, I will get back to my true love,

VINTAGE Photos.

I think I have embarrassed myself enough.

If you happen to feel encouraged, and brave enough to share your own embarrassing photos, please leave me a comment, so I can come visit you, and feel a little better about myself.

Hmmm?