Showing posts with label Dumb Asses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb Asses. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Witnesses

Gotta love 'em.
Everybody does, right?
I mean, come on.....
when people talk about Jehovah's witnesses,
it's always in glowing terms,
right?


They rank right up there with door to door Amway people.
And we ALL just LOVE to see them coming.



Because of course...

we NEED
 someone else to
 tell us what to believe and why.




Apparently...
their GOD told them that the rest of us weren't given brains.

We can't think for ourselves.
We NEED them to come to our homes....



and convince us.




Yeah.....

Gotta love em.

I'm thinkin'.....
"How can I make them feel more WELCOME?"

Maybe their first impression of me could be better.
Spruce up my front door just for them.





Or if I'm feeling a little....



yeah, like that....

I'll add one of these...

just for good measure.

Can I get a witness?